We're fortunate to have basically zero theists to deal with at Christmas.

The closest I came was that a friend mentioned his wife had taken a trip several hundred miles away to see a play entitled Jesus. I thought it was mildly amusing that she went to this other city to see Jesus. It was a play on words. But he felt he had to pass that on to his wife, who is way more thin-skinned than her almighty sky wizard theoretically should be, because now she's offended at my statements. I told my friend it was an obvious pun, and I think Jesus can handle it, even if some of his followers can't.