It's good to know that I've been making his death worthwhile for a long time!
When we break the rules, it does not bring us joy.
No. We do it so society can employ
A host of folk and keep them off the dole,
Like Judges; Lawyers; Clerks. The rigmarole
Of court proceedings generates great gigs
of peripheral employments, such as wigs
And gowns. Policemen soon would all be out of work
If we, the general public, tried to shirk
Incumbent duty and not disobey.
Thus I exhort you: Break a rule today!
That's great!