Jesus never drinks on Christmas Day. He only gets hammered on Easter.
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Beowulfsfriend
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Dec 26, 2018
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I beg to differ. He was over at my place Christmas Day for dinner (NO ham! He's adamant about that) and he brought with him a massive case of water. Long story short, he was so drunk by the time dinner was ready, I probably could have given him the ham. 
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