When your boss says he and his bestie are like parental figures to most people in the office. Then he says that you are like the 16-year-old daughter he gives the keys to the car to. Everyone else deteriorates from there. Wow, I'm a freakin' nightmare with no tact. That guy's day is far, far worse than I thought.
I think you need to check out Askamanager.org and write to them about it. She loves stories like that.
Holy shiznuts! Get him some therapy or a training or something. That is so far past appropriate I do not know what to do with it. lol
I thought it was hilarious. I think the company needs to buy therapy for all.
People that have an overinflated sense of self worth are a joy not to be around.
As the responsible 16 y/o shouldn't you be getting an allowance from him instead of having to work?
If only.
That is just a tactic your boss is using to try to get into your panties. He probably says it to all the females in private.
Errrrrrrr.... Actually, he's one of few that isn't. He's smart enough to stay away from office romances.