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What is the worst thing you've ever eaten out of a vending machine? I got desperate tonight at work and bought a foot long burrito called "The Bomb" and I believe that I'm going to regret it tomorrow morning. 🤔 Maybe it was something in the label?

If you can imagine pureed beans, sprinkled with (what looked like) cheese, slathered in hot sauce and stuffed into a cardboard tube then that is what I had.
I should have just taken a point and gone out to subway. If I've ever had a body part that could voice it's disgust of me, right now, it would be my asshole.

What are your horror stories?

#desperate #bomb
Shouldbefishing 7 Dec 29
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Back in the day I could smoke some weed and eat two of those convenience store borritos and wash it down with the largest Mountain Dew you could pour from the soda fountain and not pay the price for my transgression. Those days are gone, my friend.

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Level 8

anything on white bread.

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Level 9

There is nothing like a good clean out.

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Level 9

My friend , u r going to get to know in a very intimate way the Mr toilet tonight , maximum by tomorrow ! Do not get emotional and do not purpose ! ???
Venting machines and I not the best friends in life . But once I ate something that it said it was donuts . I don't even like donuts . But at 0300 , sleepy and tired , I ll eat whatever . This thing was 3 chewy round objects covered w coconut flakes , and flavored as plastic ? Oh I ate them . At work , I am a rat ??
Recently I ate an Oreo cookie that was forgotten in my car about a year . No shame . It looked " ok ". It kept me awake and finished shift . ???

Any woman who can eat a year old Oreo found in her car has my utmost respect. For a guy that would be expected, but a woman! You are special in a very good way. My hat off to you madam.......... unless it is really cold out. 🙂

@Sticks48 I don't know about other women , but Sticks , nurses , especially ED nurses are roaches and rats . We eat everything . A romantic dinner doesn't eliminate the possibility talking about guts , fallen ears , body fluids or all types of herpes lesions . Who wants to date that , pls let me know and give me his phone # ! I ll sell it for good $$$ and I ll give u 40 % ? ????
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Level 9

Lol once had to take over a shift for a boyfriend working Security - who ate a sandwich out of a vending machine. Unless it's chips or a candy bar? I'm not that brave!
Good luck!

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