Fidel Castro, my beard reminds a 16 yr girl of Fidel Casto. Someone paying attention in school lol.
Tourist asked, " Is that lake Mendocino." No that's the fucking Pacific Ocean!
I have been to the US a few times and when I tell them I come from Sweden they wonder if its close to Canada, France, Switzerland, etc, etc, and do they speak English there.
I thought it was just me attracting the zombies