You made me laugh; thank you.

Reminds me of when I first pierced my tongue. I had eaten a caramel candy (super sticky) on the elevator ride back to my office. It was just then I learned tongue rings will stick for hours until you finally manage to drink every hot beverage in an effort to melt it off. I had to answer the phone sounding like Jabba the Hut's special needs take your kid to work day pity invite. My boss laughed herself into a coughing fit.

You may want to reconsider your beverage container choices or remove the pull tabs.

It is about the journey...so they say.

Reminds me of the Red Bull incident of twenty minutes ago. Those of us with septum rings know the struggle is real.

How many rounds until the match is over.

A win is still a win..

Those aluminium can are tough bastards