You Absolutely Don’t Want These Loony Tunes As Your Family Friendly Physician!

The United States is among the world leaders in medical science, medical research, medical treatments, but if medicine were left in the hands of the loony tunes right-wingers, the U.S. would probably place last (or close to it). The following headlines have been culled from stories posted on the "Right Wing Watch" website.

*The Right is Wrong on Stem Cells. – Posted 17 July 2006

*Anti-Stem Cell Rally in Missouri Revisits Clones, Slaves. – Posted 14 September 2006

*Fidelis, Iowa Right to Life Run Anti-Stem Cell Research Radio Ad. – Posted 23 February 2007

*Texas Activist Attacks ‘Race for Cure’ to End Breast Cancer. – Posted 30 March 2007

*The Spreading Swine Flu Conspiracy. – Posted 27 October 2009

*Concerned Women [for America] Outraged By Breast Cancer Report. – Posted 30 October 2009

*Anti-Choice Activist [Josh Braham] Likens American Cancer Society to Nazi Scientists. – Posted 4 April 2011

*Anti-Choice Groups Urge FDA to Place Graphic Warning Labels On Emergency Contraceptives. – Posted 30 June 2011

*[Pat] Robertson’s Marital Advice: Divorce Your Wife with Alzheimers. – Posted 13 September 2011

*[Pat] Robertson Claims His Alzheimer’s Comments Have Been “Misunderstood” and “Misinterpreted”. – Posted 26 September 2011

*Rick Joyner Praises Todd Bentley for ‘Healing’ a Man of Cancer by Punching Him in the Sternum. – Posted 28 December 2011

*[Bryan] Fischer: Bill Clinton Responsible for Rise in Oral Cancer. – Posted 27 January 2012

*‘Pro-Life’ Activists Pile Praise Decision to Defund Breast Cancer Screenings at Planned Parenthood with Phony Science. – Posted 1 February 2012

*Religious Right Praises Komen for Cutting off Breast Exams at Planned Parenthood but Demands Further Capitulations. – Posted 1 February 2012

*[Bryan] Fischer: JC Penney Responsible for Rise in Suicide and Breast Cancer Because of Partnership with Ellen. – Posted 8 February 2012

*How Rick Joyner ‘Rebuked’ the Flu and Stopped its Spread. – Posted 13 June 2012

*Cindy Jacobs: I Have the Power to Revive Dead Children. – Posted 8 August 2012

*Sally Ride’s Death [of pancreatic cancer] ‘Fits a Consistent Pattern Suggesting That Homosexuality is Associated with an Early Demise’. – Posted 9 October 2012

*Cathie Adams: Obama Needs a Teleprompter ‘Because He Fried His Brain on Drugs’. – Posted 10 December 2012

*Sandy Rios: [Hillary] Clinton Blood Clot an Alinskyite Feminist Lie. – Posted 4 January 2013

*[Michele] Bachmann: If We Cared, We’d Cure Alzheimer’s Disease in Ten Years. – Posted 16 March 2013

*Janet Porter’s Latest: Homosexuality Is ‘Even More Dangerous’ Than Cigarette Smoking. – Posted 1 May 2013

*[Kevin] Swanson & [Dave] Buehner: New Gonorrhea Strain Sent By God to Punish America; Single Women Have No Rights. – Posted 14 May 2013

• [Gordon] Klingenschmitt: ‘Obamacare Causes Cancer’. – Posted 18 September 2013

*[Pat] Robertson Pushes Discredited Conspiracy Theory To Blame WHO Polio Experiment For AIDS. – Posted 10 October 2013

*[Pamela] Geller Attacks New York Times for Reporting on Cancer Rate Among Jewish Women. – Posted 2 December 2013

*[Rick] Joyner: A Global Pandemic Is Coming, So Stock Up On Water Filters That Will Make You Immune to Cancer. – Posted 21 August 2014

*Citing Zero Evidence, Right-Wing Media Blames Respiratory Disease Outbreak on Migrant Kids. – Posted 9 September 2014

*Joel Gilbert: Liberals Using Pot to ‘Exert Total Control’ Over Drugged Populace. – Posted 27 October 2014

*[Matt] Barber and [Mat] Staver Think Abortion Causes Breast Cancer Because ‘The Wages of Sin Is Death’. – Posted 11 December 2014

*Paranoia-Rama: … Mike Huckabee’s Biblical Health Care Solution. – Posted 9 January 2015

*Ben Carson Shilled For Notorious Company That Promoted Quack AIDS, Cancer Cures. – Posted 12 January 2015

*Conservative Pundits Blame Immigrants for California Measles Outbreak. – Posted 26 January 2015

*Sandy Rios: Blame Immigrants for Measles Outbreak, Not Parents Who Don’t Vaccinate Their Kids. – Posted 4 February 2015

*Michael Savage: Obama Committing ‘Medical Genocide’ Through Measles Outbreak. - Posted 5 February 2015

*Glenn Beck: The Measles Outbreak Is a ‘Hoax’ Meant to Convince People to ‘Obey the Government’. – Posted 6 February 2015

*Iowa Religious Right Kingmaker Bob Vander Plaats Comes Out In Favor of Some Medical Marijuana. – Posted 12 March 2015

Personal Note: The one positive comment in the bunch!

*Pat Robertson: Tell Bereaved Mother Her Dead Baby Could’ve Been the Next Hitler. – Posted 9 June 2015

*Michael Savage: Obama Gave Me The Flu! – Posted 23 July 2015

*Alveda King: Planned Parenthood Gives Women Breast Cancer So They Will Donate To Susan G. Komen. – Posted 27 August 2015

*RNC [Republican National Committee] Member [Tamara Scott]: Disease Outbreaks Caused By Socialism in Schools, Not Anti-Vaxxers. – Posted 29 October 2015

*Mike Huckabee Inadvertently Praises Fetal Tissue Research at GOP Debate. – Posted 29 October 2015

*Pat Robertson: God Didn’t Heal Cancer Victim Because Maybe She Hated Her Husband. – Posted 16 November 2015

*Cliff Kincaid: Obama Is ‘Mentally Ill’ Due To Past Pot Use and Must Be Impeached. – Posted 8 December 2015

*Sandy Rios: Liberals Just Using Flint Water Crisis and the Zika Virus to Scare People. – Posted 3 February 2016

*Rick Wiles: Zika Virus God’s Punishment for ‘Worshiping Death’. – Posted 12 February 2016

*Jim Bakker: Buy Food Buckets Now Because of Zika [Virus]. – Posted 11 May 2016

*Walid Shoebat: The Zika Virus Is ‘God’s Punishment for Sin’. – Posted 20 June 2016

*‘I’m Gonna Err On The Side Of Tin Foil Hats’: Dave Daubenmire Suggests Chemtrails Are Causing Alzheimer’s Disease. – Posted 2 May 2017

*Mark Taylor: Trump Will Release the Cures for Cancer and Alzheimer’s In His Second Term. – Posted 18 December 2017

*Rich Vera: Trump’s Decision to Move the Embassy to Jerusalem Will Release the Cure for Alzheimer’s. – Posted 29 January 2018

*Jim Bakker: God Sent Two Scientists to Cure Cancer, but They Were Aborted [Before They Were Even Born]. – Posted 24 April 2018

*Michele Bachmann Blames Undocumented Immigrants for Polio-Like Virus Outbreak. – Posted 5 November 2018

*Hank Kunneman: God Will Release Cures for Cancer and Alzheimer’s in Response to Synagogue Massacre. – Posted 14 November 2018

Personal Note: You absolutely don’t want these loony tunes as your family friendly physician!