Suddenly it all makes sense now! I feel so foolish! Get me the Secretary Of War on the horn and let's see if we can't recall that Manhattan Project or whatever it was called... what's that?!? They did?!? Oh well, then disregard that last order... No I don't need to talk to the Secretary anymore.
Caleb Hariss II, let’s hope there’s not a 3rd. Dumbass!!
Ah, those fucking flat earthers. I knew that's how they thought the earth was, but never realized that they also believed planes can't fly over land.
EDIT: Shit, I just noticed the date too.