Here's an idea: Let's just TELL Trump we built the DAMN wall! We can show him pics (of existing walls) and even take him for show and tells (of the same), if nec. He'll be happy and quit waving his tiny hands around and SHUT UP about the stupid thing. The Gov't shutdown will end, people affected can get back to work or get the the services they so desperately need. (I know this is a fantasy, but I'm still on just my FIRST cuppa, alright?)
I haven't heard anyone compare his suggestions on paying bills to "let them eat cake" ... But have a garage sale?? Really??