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I haven't gotten high in decades but in my younger years I smoked a lot of weed before suddenly going cold turkey. I recall in senior year at high school cutting class with a bunch of my friends for an afternoon party at my house. It was also a friend's birthday and somebody brought a birthday cake which got stuck to the ceiling of the kitchen when someone decided to toss it in the air. The party was getting out of hand so I made a big pot of spaghetti and dumped a bag of weed into the sauce, since everyone had the munchies I poured half the sauce over the spaghetti and served it up. In next to no time everyone had a serious body stone which toned down the party in a hurry. Somehow I managed to get the place cleaned up with the help of my girlfriend before my mom got home from work and then I passed out on the couch.
I woke up a couple of hours later to laughter coming from the kitchen, still very high I stumbled out to the kitchen and saw my mom and sister at the kitchen table just laughing their asses off, two empty plates of spaghetti sitting on the table in front of them. After an hour they staggered off to bed, none the wiser and I didn't tell them what had happened until a decade later. We sold that house a few years later, the stain from the icing on the birthday cake was still on the ceiling and nobody ever wondered how it got there.

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Having to use a "real" Japanese toilet for the first time and standing there staring at the bright, shiny, immaculate hole in the floor.

About 40 years ago I went to a county fair at night with some friends and we got very high. There were a zillion people there. We were standing in line for a ride and I was watching a roller coaster near by. There was a section of the roller coaster track that dipped at the bottom before the cars shot up the next "hill". The "hill" up was in a bright spot light and it looked like the top of the hill was where the bright light went to shade but the track continued up to the top. I sat stoned and watched when a group of roller coaster cars came flying down into the dip and then shot up the hill. They appeared to get to the top of the hill (where the light ended) but then just keep going, flying off the tracks hundreds of feet into the night sky. I leaped to my feet and loudly shouted out while pointing to the cars that I thought had just gone airborne. The people around me were freaked out and began searching for what I was pointing at. When I realized my mistake I just sat back down and laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants.

Got high and went to get a sub. It was turkey, bacon, cucumber, onion, spinach, and ranch. Then I remembered I needed to go to the grocery store. As I was wandering around aimlessly, I remembered I was hungry. So I started to look for something to make. I bought bread, turkey, bacon, cucumbers, an onion, spinach, and a bottle of ranch. I was so excited to get home to make my sandwich. I checked out and as soon as I got in the car, I saw my sub.. just sitting there, looking at me with disappointment.