Just ran across a smoker's dating group. . . Reminds me of this rather funny TRUE story. .

Years ago the entire campus was a smoking place. One day in the cafeteria while sitting around a small round table I was seated across from Sandy (a near retirement conservative married Catholic woman who openly fears, because her church told her they were evil and god hates them, gays) who was smoking her cigarette. To my left was her brother and to my right her brother in-law.

I looked at Sandy and said, "You know, if you keep putting those death sticks in you mouth they're going to kill you."

She got really annoyed pulled the cigarette from her mouth and quickly replied, "Oh yea! Well as soon as you GUYS come up with something I can put in my mouth that won't kill me, I'm all for it!"

We all sat silent and smiled for a very long time. Sensing something was not right, Sandy broke the silence and said, "What? What?. . . we all just sat there and just smiled. It was really fun watching the expression on her face as she finally figured out what she said.

"Oh For Sick!" she finally blurted out. We replied, "What? We didn't say anything."

She responded, "Well, you thought it!"

I seriously doubt anybody thought about having sex with Sandy but we were all enjoying how embarrassed she would be when she figured out what she had said.