Here you go.

I read bios, especially when someone writes a weirdly interesting post period

Hello and welcome to the site. I think you will find that a lot of people will read your Bio. Some people including me, when I can be bothered, find it a good idea to read a bit of a bio at least, before commenting on a post, because then you know who you are talking to and perhaps why they posted what they did. People also like to read the comments on posts, (they are very into reading yes) so try to do plenty of that , and do check the groups, there is something for everyone and a lot of life there. But don't post when sleepy, rambling posts get shot to pieces.