The philosophy inquisition of the evening.
Would you rather eat Shit flavored Poop or
Poop Flavored Shit?
There is no third option not even death.
SSDD ("Same Shit, Different Day" )
Stephen King
I would have poop flavored shit because shit flavored poop tastes like shit.
I would be living in a Cheech and Chong routine. "Hey Chibunuick, what's that?" "Look like dog shit."