A price to definitely not haggle over.

I've never picked anyone up but I have been picked up, that's what women do, they decide. I did have a hot blonde in a power suit say to me in a bar, 'You'll do' but I declined the offer. A friend in Uni, George the Greek often used the line 'You look good, want to come back to my room and fuck?' - George was a math major so it was all about percentages and even though he didn't look like much he said he managed about a third slaps in the face and about 10% success rate.
Another friend Barry, the Queen of Queen Street would walk up to his lust interest in a gay bar and whisper in the guy's ear 'Pardon me but would you mind if I pushed in your stool' Barry rarely went home alone.

That is a good one!

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Excuse me, Does this rag smell like chloroform?

JK,
I honestly don't know any good ones.

I look like you could use another drink. Let's do a shot.