I'm going to do it! On March 2nd, my birthday, I get a free drink at Starbucks... So what I'm going to order is...
A quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred....
And yes, that is the longest possible order I can get at Starbucks!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.And I bet the barista taking your order will be able to call it back to the barista on the line... not sure what you might end up with though!
Wildflower
Level 8
Feb 1, 2019
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Oh, I hope you have good health insurance because I can feel a heart attach coming on.
Jolanta
Level 9
Feb 1, 2019
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And the calories!!
@Wildflower Yeah, I can you feel your bottom expanding just thinking about it.
this is way tooooooo much effort being put into this subject. LOL
SkotlandSkye
Level 8
Feb 1, 2019
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Sounds like one of those crazy secret recipes my son gets online. He goes to the store and it’s a $8 drink. Hope you have a great birthday.
Green_eyes
Level 8
Feb 1, 2019
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Im confused at the substitutions?? You're building your own drink, so why are you substituting??
Lillyfield41
Level 7
Feb 1, 2019
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to mess with the barrista...they claim they can keep up with any order...ha ha ha...
@Dyl1983 ... heavy sigh .... [even if i] i understand wanting to just be a jerk face to the barista who has chosen to make coffee for whatever personal reasons they have, if you say, i'd like to substitute white mocha for dark mocha... the thing is, you're building your own drink, so you haven't put one in to pull it out for something else. are you using the word substitution to make your interaction with the cashier longer? are you trying to confuse them so they mess up? to what end? i'm just confused??
I will be there on March 1st! 
....I might have to print this and hand it to the barrista...ha ha ha
thinktwice
Level 8
Feb 1, 2019
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Is your birthday March 1? Mine is too. It's the BEST birthday. Near the beginning of the year, first of the month, and it's the only date that's an imperative.
@DeStijl Yes...had two friends in high school with the same birthday and year; and I have a FB friend with the same birthday by 30 years younger...ha ha popular day!
My husband is May 1...
@thinktwice I was a leap year. My Mom went into labor on Feb 29 and spent her time in the hospital freakin' out. I made it to March 1 by three hours.
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