IF I WERE A XIAN -

Would I be one of those scripture quoting douchebags who judges others, or would I be a salvation salesman, running around trying to save the sinners from the flames of eternal damnation? Maybe I'd be a prostelytizer giving impromptu sermons to try and recruit others to my faith whether they want it or not? Would I be a catholic, or a JW, or a baptist, or a pentecostal, speaking in tongues and throwing myself on the floor in fits of worship? Would I be a republican or. worst of all, a Trump supporter? I might have been any or all of the above. It was all possible.

Praise the lord in heaven I'm not a xian.

Can I get an AMEN!?