I think that I read the 3rd one correctly when I read "A tree died so you could hold this socially programmed validation symbol of romantic violation".
A former friend of mine sent me a text when I was at work. He knew I was single. It said "Happy VD". My reply was "Blow me". His reply was "Fuck no, that's how you get VD!".
These are good ones. They on Etsy?
I found these gems on Instagram. I believe the direct link is at www.teamnuance.net ?