I think I'm going to change my name to “Life,” and put on a giant name tag that reads, "Hello, my name is Life." Then I'm going to stand on the corner of 5th Ave and E42nd Street and hand people lemons.
Lemme save you some trouble: life didn’t give us lemons. It’s a hybrid fruit we created ourselves. If anything you should hand them citrons and mandarins and let them create their own problems with them as they will.
Very much aware of that, but it would still be fun to do.
There will be some lemonade stands around that corner...