I was with someone like that when I was much younger. As you can imagine, it didn't last long.
How to get into the soaking position without motion? Penile teleportation?
Completely rational, like as long as you don't move....it ain't screwing?
How silly.
But then again, I know “god fearing Christians” who, when I was in college, REFUSED vaginal intercourse because it was “a sin”, but had no issues with oral or anal sex...
Human beings are entirely irrational and fall prey to the dumbest ideas. That's what religious teaching does--it mutes critical thinking.
I bet she gets soaked anyway . . . that's where little mormons come from
And you can't get pregnant that way. Honest.
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Wow. I never heard of that. When I was in school I thought it was weird that a mormon guy I shared a trailer with and his girlfriend were ok spending the night in a bed together as long as one of them kept one foot on the floor (I never asked any details).
Maybe they were missing out. Or maybe they weren't. I don't know. ?
"as long as one of them kept one foot on the floor "
Lol.. so many jokes.. so little time
Incredible! Mind you, when I was young and didn't have any, I'd love to have at least this "Mormon" sex!