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just gonna leave this here:

tinkercreek 8 Feb 16
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I didn't mean to move, I swear! But there's a swarm of mosquitoes flying around me.

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Isn't that how Jesus was conceived, God soaked Mary. Hence the virgin birth.???

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I was with someone like that when I was much younger. As you can imagine, it didn't last long.

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How to get into the soaking position without motion? Penile teleportation?

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Tantric sex is not a sin. Makes so much sense.

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Yet another reason to despise the lies of religion.
It makes people stupid AF.

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Completely rational, like as long as you don't move....it ain't screwing?

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How silly.
But then again, I know “god fearing Christians” who, when I was in college, REFUSED vaginal intercourse because it was “a sin”, but had no issues with oral or anal sex...

Human beings are entirely irrational and fall prey to the dumbest ideas. That's what religious teaching does--it mutes critical thinking.

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I bet she gets soaked anyway . . . that's where little mormons come from

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Seems legit.....

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Everyone's got a kink. ?

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And you can't get pregnant that way. Honest.

????????

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Hysterical...and sad...

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Wow. I never heard of that. When I was in school I thought it was weird that a mormon guy I shared a trailer with and his girlfriend were ok spending the night in a bed together as long as one of them kept one foot on the floor (I never asked any details).

Maybe they were missing out. Or maybe they weren't. I don't know. ?

"as long as one of them kept one foot on the floor "
Lol.. so many jokes.. so little time

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Incredible! Mind you, when I was young and didn't have any, I'd love to have at least this "Mormon" sex!

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Stupid people...

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