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How do you deal with the fact that you have both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time?

Metahuman 7 Feb 18
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Level 7

I am so grateful to not have a penis (always had to borrow someone else's if I wanted one), and therefor have quite enough blood to have a fully functioning brain!!

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Level 7

Why make it a problem. As soon the blood runs to the penis, the brain goes into animal mode, which demands a lot less blood. It's a special kind of "shock" 😉.

Gert Level 7 Feb 19, 2019
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Level 9

Neither one of mine is so large that it's ever posed a real problem.

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Level 8

DAMN! I have post envy....Following!

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Level 8

That’s just an excuse for men to claim they “couldn’t help themselves” and behave poorly. Vulvas and clitorises engorge also, and women don’t tend to claim their brains lose function when they get turned on.

UUNJ Level 8 Feb 19, 2019
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Level 7

My brains are in my penis. Problem solved.

Really? Well, a lot of men think alike. As soon as their penis grows they become animals, leaving the human behind.
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Level 9

Some would say..."only enough blood to run one of them all the time"

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Level 7

Fresh batteries weekly. ???

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