I love your strawberry. That is funnier than hell.
No, if you were in a Monty Python skit you would be having fun.
You're not alone. I got three today. There's no way to stop these motherfuckers. I am already on the Do Not Call List and I block them as they come in. I have seen no decrease in the number of calls. This would be a great issue for our politicians not to do anything about.