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Worst foods to attempt to eat while breastfeeding a one week old infant...ice cream, hot wings, cheetos, soup, and from @Daphnedarling...a nice, juicy peach.

I'm working with very little sleep and these thoughts made me laugh. Add a few bad ideas of your own! I could use the comedic relief.

Donotbelieve 9 Feb 20
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I once licked Mac sauce off of my nursling's head, so I say eat what you want. Babies are washable.

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Congratulations!

Also, any form of filled donut... 🙂

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Congratulations!!! This too shall pass(and many things will pass to the diaper but I digress). Sending a big internet hug to mom and baby 🙂

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Wow...Moms have super powers.....

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I made my ex homemade marinara with extra garlic the way she likes it a couple of weeks after the birth of our daughter. Our poor little doodle got gas really bad and turned into a poop fountain.

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Overstuffed BBQ sandwich with extra sauce.

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You are starting pretty young to feed your baby ice cream, hot wings, Cheetos and other crappy food. How can you ever resist when he demands chips and hamburgers 😉.

Gert Level 7 Feb 20, 2019
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Ribs

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Don't do cauliflower, when I did during my nursing days I got no sleep for two days due to a very gassy baby....lol

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Mango. And congrats!

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Can I just say "Congratulations!" 🙂

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Never mind the comedic relief, how about a lot of sleep.

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Broccoli! If it flavors the taste of semen (so I’ve read) it surely would change the taste of breast milk! And might influence negatively the odor of what comes out the other end.

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I learned to avoid garlic, not because of the difficulty, but because it gave my little one horrible colic.

@Donotbelieve nice dig

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Anything using chopsticks. Accident waiting to happen.

Especially if it's noodles.

I dated a guy who could eat Ramen with chopsticks. It was very impressive btw.

I can eat ramen with chop sticks, among other talents.

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Anything other than milk is pretty difficult to consume while breastfeeding.

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it's great to hear from you. my mother tells a story, actually it's my dad, they went to a party and mom ate a bunch of watermelon..... apparently I had already had enough watermelon and it was a bit distressful for my mother. anyway rest well when you can.

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