I am sure it is just too hard to schedule a good Sunday morning rant...what with plans for sleeping in, brunch, then taking the dog for a walk...where is the time. Lol.
You forgot to make time for worshipping Satan and eating babies.
@HailSatan81 I made my voodoo dolls and ran right out of time for all that satan business. Trying to go vegetarian, so only gummy babies from here on in. Don’t you just hate the half-assed atheists, these days. Lol. No commitment.
I bet he doesn't worship Satan or eat babies either. What a disgrace to our name.
I just saw this after commenting. Funny.
This is, of course The Onion, and it must not be taken seriously. It is not the atheist's duty to attack religion in ways which would be considered rude. We may speak out against it, but we must be civil about it. Rudeness will cause the religious to believe that we are in the wrong, and that, therefore, they must be in the right.
@OwlInASack I agree. But I do not think it wise to disrupt a religious service in order to tear down their beliefs. There is a right and wrong way of speaking plainly, directly, and fearlessly.
WTF??? Gibberish text...
@John_Tyrrell, the question is not the source. Unless who wrote this used sarcasm, and well. Then it's also a question of my understanding.
@BeerAndWine, ok, thanks. It seems I took the text seriously when I shouldn't. Now it makes sense to me.