I'm thinking about getting a deep tissue massage. Which brand do you recommend: Charmin or Cottonelle?
I have tried doing Swedish massage, but no Swedish women answer my craigslist ad for "wanted, one Swedish woman to give a massage to". I guess I will have to buy some bathroom tissue and massage it instead.
Cottonelle is cheaper.
I remember when I was first exploring the world of massages, I was kinda clueless, too. I mean, who knew there were so many options, right? But lemme tell you, once I experienced a legit deep tissue massage [planetmassage.com] , there was no turning back.
I gotta admit I was a bit skeptical at first. I mean, would it really make a difference which brand I chose? But man, oh man, was I wrong! The moment those skilled hands got to work on my muscles, it was like a revelation. I could literally feel the tension melting away with each kneading and stroke.