very funny....pope's busy, gods busy....who in the hell is watching over the place???.....oh, that guy.......wonder...does either of the "trinity' go to confession???and if so....which one takes the confession, and which gives???....does it go like...."shit, I fucked up, left those humans alone a couple of centuries and our own people start fucking around, and I mean the ones we put in charge.,..what in hell are we gonna do????...........It's gonna be okay son, go on back to playing with handing out your virgins, say a century of "hail me's".........and on your way out send in that worthless ghost....what is he supposed to be doing anyway?...............just a few of my thoughts on the subject.?

This is a 5 year old article from a parody site, but -- true to Godwin's law -- it's so hard to distinguish parody from the beliefs and practices of god-botherers that it seems plausible.

Whoever wrote this understands the problem with claiming omniscience and omnipotence for god at the same time you claim he's all-loving and benevolent. Colloquially this is known as "the problem of evil".

They are using a defective one.

"Lombardi said things were pretty hectic in the kingdom of heaven at the moment and that God was very busy creating really important stuff." I'll bet he is very busy thinking how the fuck do I get out out of this one.

That's a hoot. The Irish Onion.

this was just a meme a few years ago, now it is news.

I saw that the Poop said it was Satan and that those guilty would face eternal punishment after death. Immediately afterward, thousands of pedos asked for the same punishment and for their earthly punishments to end.