So yesterday I woke late scrambled to get ready for work and grabbed my agnostic.com t-shirt without thinking about it.
Later at work, in front of like 5 coworkers my boss asked me about my shirt. I let him and everyone in earshot know that when I became a Christian I resolved to be the best Christian I could be, and as it turned out the best I could arrive at was atheism.
How did you get the t-shirt though?
I got if for being a dick on the Internet.