1. I went to high school with Steven Avery from the Netflix docu-series Making a Murderer. He also bought my first car from me...an orange AMC Matador.

2. I've never been out of the country, but my children have. (I'm so sheltered!)

3. I was in a coma for a month.

4. I work at a nuke plant, but no, I don't glow in the dark.

5. I have a bit of social anxiety.

1. I enjoy getting high although I often choose a good indica due to chronic pain from an intestinal ailment.

2. my family is all southern baptists and they have chosen to avoid contact with me due to my smoking weed and living as a Hindu sage. This includes my children.

3. I work a couple of days a week for a few hours as a criminal defense attorney.

4. I spent 8 years in the US Navy as a nuclear engineer.

5. My pet is a stubborn cairn terrier named Picasso (Pook for short).

1. I have been to 45 out of the 50 United States, two territories, and 8 foreign countries.

2. I have 11 tattoos and 4 piercings. One of the piercings is natural.

3. I adore chocolate

4. In the year 2000 I competed in two marathons. (That would kill me now)

5. I went vegan for 6 months last year.

1. I love Star Trek
2. I did the bungee jump in the rainforest of Australia.
3. I home schooled my daughter.
4. It bothers me when people use poor grammar and punctuation.
5. I love a good Thai curry.

1.I LOVE monthong durian, better than any other food, despite its reputation as a stinky fruit.

2.I can walk most places in my neighborhood any time of day or night without one peep out of the local dogs, since they know me, some from puppyhood.

3.I keep running into Thai people on songtheaw buses, downtown, and in various places who I taught when they were younger. They are the ones who "wai" me, and call me "Teacher."

4.If I so much as start to raise the camera, most of the local birds will dive behind a branch. But when I don't carry a camera, they will sometimes fly up almost to my nose, even fly alongside me for blocks.

5.I can make a weird clicking noise inside my mouth I learned to do in Haiti, that mimics the sound house geckos make here, but Thai kids can't imitate me.

6.I can recognize most Thai birds from the slightest glimpse, even from a distance, know their various sounds and calls, recognize their flight patterns from a distance, so I'm instantly alert if an unknown bird makes even the briefest appearance, or sings.

1. My favorite Disney villain is Tamatoa.
2. I once was a roadie for Tina Turner.
3. I once sang on stage in front of Jerry Springer.
4. I still play Neopets.
5. I sat on the stage at a Foghat concert when I was a small child.

1. I grew up on a trout hatchery.
2. I have an eye condition that happens to people south of the Equator.
3. I am still a champ at catching frogs by hand. I then release them.
4. I can harvest deer with my bow, field dress, process and freeze them on my own.
5. Egyptians who live in a small village near the pyramids call me "Asfoura", bird.

1 - I cannot fly, no wings
2 - I HATE snakes
3 - I prefer dogs to cats, but love both
4 - animals are sometimes WAY better company than humans
5 - hopeless romantic (candle light picnics!!!)

OK, here goes.

1 I am innumerate.

4 I like a bit of a laugh.

7 See number 1.

@Redcupcoffee

1. I will share with you particularly if it has no fluoride. And it's definitely not useless as it means that you do not like to shock others with the sight of your yellow brown nicotine/ tannin/ coffee stained teeth.

2. Perhaps you haven't been with the right man yet?

3. Escapism, yes IMO useless. All the problems, defects, wrongs still exist when you return to reality.

4. Decidedly useful information. No one likes making love with a dead useless drunk.

5. Unless the wigs do not remove, particulary the merkin, I agree it's useless information to match mine of "I die my hair according to the season!". ?

Sure, why not??

1. I was a straight A student but dropped out of high school and now have a master's degree.
2. I apparently put off a matronly vibe even though that is TOTALLY not me. People who have only encountered me in passing are shocked to learn I have tattoos and piercings, as if I'm some goody-goody.
3. I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat. Yes, it makes perfect sense!
4. I sadly have never been out of the US.
5. I once broke my foot falling off the toilet (doesn't THAT bring about questions in your head!!)