Hi folks.
Did you know that today is the day of the patron saint for all those who like to hoard things - St Ash. ?
An oak and an elm tree were having an argument about what kind of tree was growing between them, an oak or an elm. So they asked a woodpecker who knows all the trees to fly to it and find out. He told the trees it was neither an oak or and elm but the best piece of ash he ever got his pecker in to.
Oh man, all this time I thought it was Ass Wednesday.