What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?
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It's a tossup between hades, hand-spike, harlequin, heathen, hell-boy and hoax.
kensmile4u
Level 8
Mar 18, 2019
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It's in the 'Our Father" - "hallowed" be thy name.....
LizBeth
Level 7
Mar 18, 2019
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Oh, I thought it was Howard.
I always thought it was Harold, my father's middle name. He was fond of saying "Jesus H Christ!" especially after accidentally hitting his hand when hammering a nail.
Hermaphroditic? That is about all I could come up with which wasn't covered below.
There is nothing to say he didn't have ambiguous genitalia. Wouldn't that really piss off and mess with the minds of all those anti-trans "Christians".
snytiger6
Level 9
Mar 18, 2019
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Might make the feminists happier.
I don't know. I've just always enjoyed using the expression "Jesus H. Christ on a goddamned crutch!" as a way to express my ultimate disgust and feeling flabbergasted at some absurd situation....
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Mar 18, 2019
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I thought it was F in the middle. ?
@Zoohome I have heard and also used that variation myself, as in Jesus F-ing Christ.... I prefer the H. most of the time since it is less vulgar.
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