So, l work with this 23 year old virgin Mormon kid, and l was asking him why he hasn't had sex yet. He was pretty evasive, and then he told me that he knows Mormon couples that go to Vegas, get married, have sex for a week, and then go back home to Idaho and get an annulment. All to stay on the good side of their god. Has anybody else heard of this phenomenon?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.It was explained to me that Muslims do the same. Apparently, Islamic marriage contracts are fairly common.
chalupacabre
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Mar 21, 2019
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Sounds like a pretty weird kink, but then again, we're talking Mormons...
TomMcGiverin
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Mar 19, 2019
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Similar things. I've meet many in psych groups with multiple kids from multiple partners. Not uncommon.
Beowulfsfriend
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Mar 18, 2019
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Then there is God's Little Loophole because the big guy doesn't have time to read all the fine print and that give the believers a bit of wiggle room. 
Surfpirate
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Mar 18, 2019
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JimG:
This is so fucking hilarious. It could also serve as an alter boy song.
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