Plastic Jesus/Fall line with Jack Johnson
As Kenny Rogers would sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel."
Time to groan.
Happened to me once. After working on my car I took it for a test run but forgot to tighten the wheel nuts. The front nearside wheel came of and rolled down the road in front of the car. A woman sitting in her car in a layby got quite a surprise as the wheel rolled past her. Jesus had no input.
My reaction would be "Oh fuck!" Actually had that happen once, whole wheel came off on the interstate, rolled up to the top of a hill, looked in rear view mirror, saw sparks from the hub contacting the pavement, pulled over, went and got the wheel, put it back on, and continued rolling down the road . . .
Remember, he can be god, but he wasn't familiar at all with this driving machines! ?