Just came across this tidbit again: Shrimp is called an abomination 4 times more than homosexuality in the Bible, specifically in the Old Testament. Where is the Christians Against Shellfish movement?
i always thought that "jumbo shrimp" was an oxymoron. so now it's an abomination as well.
which makes it an oxymoronic abomination.
Great name for a metal band
Christians should also be protesting against working on the Sabbath (whichever day that is), so, no pro sports on the weekend; eliminating anti-incest laws (how else would daughters continue the family line for their fathers, as the example of Lot and his daughters (Gen 19:30-36) shows?); and they should be introducing laws to force farmers to let their fields lie fallow every 7th year in accordance with the Bible. These are just 3 examples that spring to mind.
And none should have tattoos, get divorced, or combine different fabrics in one garment, and they should throw stones at rebellious children until they are dead. Oh, and they may own slaves and purchase wives.
@Piratefish Technically I'm still paying for my (ex) wife even though I'm not a Christian. Maybe my mistake was that I tried it out for her sake?
@Piratefish It is fun to go out for shellfish in a cotton-poly blend and discuss my divorce that led to my tattoo. Hmmmnn almost like I was checking off their list. The rest in your list does not apply, I think they are for the men-folk.?
@LB67 Yeah, for some reason, the bronze-age, hill dwelling goat herders who wrote the old testament were extremely misogynistic. And the "apostle" Paul tried his level best to carry that tradition into the Christian part of the story, the new testament.
@Paul4747 I'll be 48 this summer and got divorced last March. I've been thinking about getting a tattoo of my dog, Caesar, who died from cancer two years ago. He was the best thing that ever happened to me.
@Piratefish I once knew a guy who had a tattoo (I think done in prison) that was meant to be of his mother, which came out looking like his dog...
@Paul4747 Hopefully I won't be getting mine in prison.
@Piratefish Agreed. I don't know why anyone (except the life sentence guys) ever do.
titbit
We Americans and our deviant spellings. I wonder if we changed it to tidbit because here, "tit" is coarse slang for a woman's breast?