1. Nobody is interested in me.
2. They won't even notice I'm there to begin to be there.
3. True.
4. I go to bed on average at three o'clock in the morning.
5. I don't complain about my small ailments and I am not on any prescription drugs. Not applicable.
6. I wish.
7. Socks and underwear, and tires still wear out.
8. I can eat anything at anytime I want.
9. I am definitely not ready to live without sex, even if it is only with me.
10. I took care of that in the 70's and 80's.
11. You did.
12. Very much appreciated.

Sorry. I am 76 and half of them don't apply to me. One thing for sure I make a lots of new mistakes and like many old people I am a night owl. I had cataract surgery so I don't need glasses even for reading. I still run and walk uphill much too often and I am retired so I don't need a sleeping pill because I never need to get up if I don't want to so I just do things until I get sleepy.