Friend's daughter who sells cosmetics: You really should try this moisturizer, because it looks like you're really starting to show your age.
Me: How old do you think I am?
Friend's daughter: At least fifty.
Me: Well, thank you for the compliment. Since I'm actually 62, it appears I should just keep using the face goop I've been using.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.You look MAHvelous dahling! My sisters both accused me of using hair dye at a family reunion... I explained that real Hippies don't dye their hair and that gramps had dark hair well into his 70's... Both sisters hit the dye bottle, the catty little bitches. My beard is white tho- went gray 20+ years ago... so I shave... sue me, haha!
MoonTigerII
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July 14, 2019
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I love it when people really blow it trying to make a sale. I once had a salesman tell me he could save me $500.00 on my taxes if I allowed him to do them. I replied I do not pay taxes as I do not make enough. A true statement under the circumstances.
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