I couldn’t resist posting this:
When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we go to sleep. When we go to sleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. So let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.
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What could possibly go wrong?
Happy_Killbot
Level 7
Apr 13, 2019
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Nothing as long as you have plenty of time to sleep off the hangover. ???
The problem is what they do before they go to sleep.
Stephanie99
Level 8
Apr 13, 2019
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Sometimes people get drunk and shit their pants. Just sayin'.
TrailRider
Level 7
Apr 12, 2019
2
Damn, thats a sin too?!? Lol
the problems happen between getting drunk & getting to sleep.
callmedubious
Level 8
Apr 12, 2019
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That could be a problem. ???
When I drink, I commit way too many sins before I go to sleep!
Wildflower
Level 8
Apr 12, 2019
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According to the OT, getting drunk is a sin. And even The Man said "be not given to wine".
Piratefish
Level 7
Apr 12, 2019
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Didn't he supposedly turn water into wine. He wants Christians to be drunk and sin.
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