Yay! The Kingdom Kids. How cute.

"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race, anybody? Anybody got any clues out there?

Where do you get this shit from you know? Why those two things you know? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’ you know? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild you know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.

'That's the story of Jesus'.

Who comes up with this shit?! I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in that fucking book".

Bill Hicks

Ugh!

Give it back with a note inside about plastic pollution...

Did you try to complain to the church. This is so annoying.

Send some eggs with science quotes on their lawn.

Holy fuck...thats desperation?

Reminds me how much fun my brother and I had with Chic pamphlets. Low comedy but comedy non the less! [chick.com]

Prey or pray and do they know the difference. Write a note " I'm white" and return to sender.

what! no candy! What is wrong with people. Easter is about eggs - either kind - chocolate or jelly bean.

Write a message of your own, put it in the egg and toss it back.

You don’t have littering laws?

If it was me, I may fill it with a little treat from the litter box and return it.

Tell church not to invade your space and that you don´t believe in ghosts. I would be irritated too.

Maybe someone should toss those eggs back into the church yard with notes inside saying there is no god, so stop deceiving and frightening people to get their money.