Yoooooo omg I came home yesterday afternoon and just crashed without even taking my clothes off and somehow I tossed and turned so much a quarter made it's way out of my pants pocket and up into my bra and I'm allergic to nickel and just took off my bra and I have a big bald eagle shaped welt on my freaking tit hahahaha
Girl: literally anything
Horny dudes online: BOBS AN VANGENE?
Lady Freedom Tit, I bet that itches. Ice pack will kill the worst of it.
Thank you for the advice and wonderful new nickname