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What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything"

Elganned 8 Apr 23
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Actually it was a pizza, An Australian journalist was interviewing the Dalai Lama and thinking he was being extremely humorous he asked his holiness which pizza he would order. Totally bemused the Dalai Lama just smiled at him. When the punch line was delivered he didn't understand it but laughed politely leaving a very embarrassed journalist. You can find the clip on U tube.

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He pays the hot dog vendor with a $20. The vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks, "What about my change?"

The hot dog guy replies, "Change comes only from within."

@Elganned I can't take the credit; the entire joke (or a similar one) is in a book by either Dawkins or Hitchens, I forget which at the moment.

@Elganned Thanks for reminding me of it.

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