If the church isn't properly cleaned after each service it begins to smell like fromunda cheese.

Which is much better than the folks over at VagChurch have it. I also hear their god mysteriously bleeds monthly.

Back when I was in college studying Addiction Studies, one of my gellow gay students told me about twhen he lived in San Francisco, he and his friends met every Sunday at a gay bar called "Church", so they could tell their family they went to Church ever Sunday. "Dickchurch" kind of reminded me of that story.

Isn't it just the same one?

Need some women to join that religion? Lol.