I went in for a heart stress test today (I passed) and while I was waiting to be called in there was a woman seated across from me with a t-shirt that read "JESUS: Alive Now and Forever" then they called her in and when she got up and walked to the door the back of the shirt read "HEAVEN: My Eternal Destination"
Religion has clearly taught her to proudly proclaim her delusions on her clothing. All I could do was roll my eyes.
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my most needy patients are always the religious ones . All type of religions , not just Jesus crap .
They are the most anxious to get treatment and medications and the whole nine yards immediately ( ER ) , and they come in w all type of google re search as well about their symptoms If their gods and prophets were the ultimate destination and the joy and the goal , boy u will not guess by observing them
Pralina1
Level 9
May 2, 2019
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It's bewildering to me that people so certain that death is just a transition to eternal happiness are so afraid to die. I know death is just non-existence and I don't fear it at all..You'd think they'd be the ones best equipped to face death without fear but I see no evidence of that.
They're not only superstitious and irrational, they're chickenshit too.
@Sgt_Spanky Or maybe there's just the tiniest little spark of suspicion that their beliefs might not be true?
I really enjoy the creepy, quasi-biker tee shirts that have "Holy David Son" written on them with about as much blood as an Aztec barbeque incorporated into the image, because...you know...nothing conveys salvation and divine guidance like a miserable guy bleeding out on a cross and a motorcycle reference. Interestingly, I can't find a single example searching Google, even though I have seen them throughout the Southeast.
Jerkwater_Oracle
Level 5
May 1, 2019
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Did she get an exam by Dr. Jesus?
JackPedigo
Level 9
May 1, 2019
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I didn't see her again after I was called back there so she might've raptured.
@Sgt_Spanky These people will use all the newest medical procedures and medicines and go to specialists but insist it was God that made them well. The last shooting at a synagogue I read where a couple said god had protected them and made them late to the ceremony and miss getting shot!!! It's not just Christians that are soooo dumb. Imagine a place (heaven) full of these kind of people. Maybe St. Peter issues every new person a big dunce cap.
@JackPedigo Yes, ironically, I've always thought all the coolest people were probably burning in Hell. Heaven's just full of a bunch of Jebus t-shirt wearing goons.
@Sgt_Spanky Mark Twain once said "Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company."
"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die." 
dare2dream
Level 7
May 1, 2019
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@Moravian That's it! Thanks. I love Albert King.
I bet she and Jesus have the last laugh, when you find out he personally gave her that tee shirt. He seems like the kind of guy who would have a screen-printing business. P.S. Glad your test turned out okay!
Jerkwater_Oracle
Level 5
May 1, 2019
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No doubt JEEEESUSSSS is going to heal her heart problems?
LucyLoohoo
Level 9
May 1, 2019
1
He'd better or she'll make her eternal destination sooner than she thinks.
Deluded and proud should be the tagline!
Marionville
Level 10
May 1, 2019
3
Love it!
"DDAP"....Deluded Dumb And Proud
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