I would believe a lawyer can exists that can't lie, than I would trust Trump.

A fart after 6 pints and a curry
Tabloid journalism
Scientific references to websites with the word 'natural' in them
The latest fat burning tip that you just won't believe!!
Nigerian princes with 60 million dollars
Guys with heavy Indian accents that call me from "Microsoft support"
The longevity of cheap Chinese electronic devices

This is a really odd one.

I trust Religion more than I trust nationism Trump.

LMAO funny I won't cum in your mouth

"Of COURSE I'll love and respect you in the morning!"

"Just let me put it in for a minute...I promise I won't come." (can't believe I wrote that! )

6. Ted Bundy.

7. Televised Christian pastors who scam money from donors.

6. Mushroom hunting in the woods. (is it a morel...let's find out and cook it up!)