A thing or two Trump wants you to know.
I will make america great again single handedly. I know more than anyone” about pretty much everything in the world ― including drone technology, campaign finance, the military, the courts, social media, trade, banking, money, the economy and “the system. I have not told one single lie since elected. I'm the most honest leader we have ever had. And the best. I am a stable genius.. A better business man than Bill Gates. I know more about ISSI than the Generals do. I'm a good weight and this is my real hair. I'm well hung and would go out with my daughter if I was not her Daddy. Have not one racist bone in my body. I plan to imprison Hillary and build a beautiful wall. I created the greatest economy in the history of America. I will stop the Iraq war and stop drugs. I loves gays, the poor, retarts and the uneducated. I will make America great again, oh! I said that already.butt wilI guarantee you that. People voted for me other than white Christain males, so I wasn't just selected. I have great respect for the Pope,” I like the Pope. I actually like him. He’s becoming very political, there’s no question about it. He seems like a pretty good guy.” But ISSI is out to get the Pope.
It is hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way. Do you agree?
Things I trust more than Trump
My ex- wife and mother inlaw
Bald headed Priests
Shark tanks with pet me signs
Kim Jong-un
Killer clowns, well, at par.
A date with a 6'8'' women
Monsanto organic seeds
Friendly Mosquitos
Jungle juice & Red bull
Venomous snakes as pets.
Porcupine making love
Cannibal lovers
I gott a million of em.
I am the best job maker that God ever created. I'm highly educated, I know big words, nobody knows words like me. I have natural science instincts. Banking, nobody knows banking like I do, yeeeeshh!
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