How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I'm asking this mostly because I'm bored and just had a ridiculous conversation with someone and I just need a laugh.
I picture the woodchuck, sitting at the bar, three martinis in, slurring something like: "How's that your business? I don't go around asking you how much white could a white guy bite if a white guy could bite white..."
Super weird I know it, but the woodchuck has been drinking.
Approximately 2.8 cords of wood!
Sounds about right
Look up Randy Rainbow if you need a laugh.
Thank you!
Wow! He's got a good voice too! Thank you for the recommendation!
totally agree! Randy is wonderful, check Joe Rogan podcast