Um, excuse me? Ever hear of a mirror?!? Believe it or not, it's a two-way street. Now I'm sure you're the exception, but many women are not perfect; vanity in particular can be a common fault. Also a perfectionist streak particularly unbecoming. I myself am a perfectionist--it's a terrible trait which makes me miserable, and in part causes the panic attacks for which I take medication!
It is an accident of birth one person is male and the other female. Probably being female is lucky for you. On the other hand, it means you have to deal with "men" on a continual basis, which must really suck. Sorry about that.
I know I'm apparently taking seriously what you meant humorously. Only "apparently" because I'm joking too! I think. Almost certainly.
It WAS pretty funny. Sort of.