DOUBLE AGENT REPORT 1 --
I mentioned yesterday that I had joined the Xian Forum boards and I'm now posting there. Earlier tonight I posted a thread asking the Xians to describe what they think there is to do in Heaven. I'm getting a variety of wild speculations that so far boils down to "It's just like here but WAY better!" type of ideas.
I will say this; it's a good board to post to. Replies start coming in pretty quickly. There's very little waiting.
I could challenge pretty much everything being posted but I'm mostly just letting it go so I can get more replies. If interested, check it out here -- [christianforums.com]
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Just went to the "christianforums.com" web page. They now have a new requirement:
"The forums in the Christian Congregations category are now open only to Christian members. Please review our current Faith Groups list for information on which faith groups are considered to be Christian faiths. Christian members please remember to read the Statement of Purpose threads for each forum within Christian Congregations before posting in the forum."
Santanaman9
Level 7
Dec 9, 2019
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Here's a real blast from the past. I couldn't believe it when I saw someone had posted to this thread. So they've tightened their grip even more than before. I'm not surprised, evryone there has a crucifix wedged firmly up their ass. Posting there was like tip-toeing around a sleeping Honey Badger -- if you wake it up, it'll attack and it didn't take long to wake it up. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did.
I can only assume that on a christian site like that you use an alias - I have done similar with a few over the years, just because I occasionally like to throw some shit into their lives
ShadowAmicus
Level 8
July 2, 2019
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ok I took a look. I can't believe no one has commented on your name, ya cheeky bugga. Anyway I haven't the patience to hang around that dive. I'll just await your updates Spanky
MsDemeanour
Level 8
July 2, 2019
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Surely you don't go by Sgt Spanky at a xtian site?
MsDemeanour
Level 8
July 2, 2019
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That would be cheeky of me, wouldn't it? 
this sounds interesting. I must join. I wonder if heaven is one giant orgasm
MsDemeanour
Level 8
July 2, 2019
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I always thought everyone up there was furiously masterbating as they seem to like watching everyone have sex
Simon1
Level 7
July 2, 2019
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They could be masturbating. This Jesus guy seems to get them all excited.
Food in heaven...now that is such bull crap...why? And where will the food come from? Processing plants in heaven? No meat, I assume...eating animals in heaven seems wrong...lol...you are going to confuse a lot of them...
thinktwice
Level 8
July 2, 2019
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Did you read the one where the guy said a soul is not a spirit being but another completely organic body. So, I guess there's a duplicate version of ourselves within ourselves or some such shit. The one girl wants to drrink lots of Mtn Dew and Coke because in Heaven there's no calories. People will have cars, computers, everything we have here will be there.
How the hell do they believe this stuff? It's so...dumb.
@Sgt_Spanky It is even more appalling that those people are viewing heaven as a place where they can continue their earthly things...kinda shows what the priorities are...you would think that the rewards would be more lofty, like helping to promote world peace, being kind, enjoying the company of others...shallow minded and definitely delusional...and dumb...
@thinktwice They have no imagination. Heaven could be whatever they can imagine and all they can imagine is the same thing they do every day. 
@slydr68 exactly...the idea of an afterlife somehow gives them an excuse not to do the same good things now in this life...here and now and only life...
@Sgt_Spanky They lack a lot of things...
@slydr68 I think it kinda reveals the selfishness at the heart of their faith. It only matters to them if they're the beneficiary.
@Sgt_Spanky btw...thank you for sharing your spy notes...it is informative even if it is a bit scary and unbelievable...and it is a bit of fun as well...carry on, James...James Bond...ha ha ha
@slydr68 That's not even an exaggeration. Some of them seem to believe there will be stuff like actual Starbuck's in Heaven along with brand name sodas, consumer electronics, vehicles, housing and god knows what else. It's crazy talk.
@Bobby9 awww...maybe you need to go to the other side so you can get it in heaven....ha ha ha
@Bobby9 I want a Rolls Royce Dawn...v-12, 563 hp, 60mph/4.3 secs...sigh...dream big, dream big...a bit tamer than your Bentley...
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