There weren't even any tintinkas, or tintubas! And where were the legions, marching down the street with that ankle-spraining North Korean marching step? And where was the FOX news Women's Battalion of Dingbat Blondes, marching in their six-inch heels? Vlad and Kim weren't too impressed!

I watched none of it.

Not as much as it should have been

what makes me angriest about his big ego-stroke is that he used taxpayers' money to pay for something that was by invite only and they limited the invites to political friendlies. That's a big no no and the American people shouldn't stand for it.

Cadet Bone Spurs and his love of the military!

He is scary enough but the fact that 45% of Republicans think he is on track is even more frightening. He is one man with a complex or two but his followers are in the thousands. How can this be?