Mary and Moses were just two lovers who conceived before marriage, which I believe was a crime punishable by stoning.

So, they did what any two lovers who had half a brain would do, that's wonder into a new village were they could exploit the naivety of people in those times and bring about the notion of "emasculate conception".

Unfortunately, their son was the typical child who learned and believed his teachings growing up and was also fooled.

20 something years later RIP Jesus Hitler Christ.... not sure if the H stood for Hitler lol

It says so in the Wholly Babble(tm). It must be true. /snark