He meant the ALLfeather! The great lord in the sky.
If there turns out to be an afterlife, I'll take Valhalla. Fight all day, party all night, rinse & repeat. Plus, I would bet Led Zeppelin is the house band by the time we all get there.
But if you were bad, you have to go to a horrible place where there is a never ending music festival going on with Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Justin Bieber and Michael Bolton playing in rotation for all eternity. And you’ve got front row seats with 30,000 squealing 13 year old girls surrounding you. And it’s 103 degrees. And the only beer being sold at the beer garden is Keystone Light. And it costs $12.00 a pint. And all the proceeds go to the Trump re-election campaign.