It's pretty simple, the hitch in the gitalong is one hard to get ingredient, a half ounce per gallon of milk from a unicorn mare.
When you've aquired at least an ounce of um (unicorn milk), (2 gallons is a good sized batch) I'll give you the rest of the ingredients and the recipe and instuctions. Keep me apprised of your progress.
Remember our name. Agnostic. We don't know if a god exists or not...since we've seen no proof of god, or virgin birth, or rising after death, or turning water in to wine, or parting water, or surviving floods in big boats...we think they never happened.
We don't have to "ask for a friend". We know a proof when we see one.
Relax, chief... This is a JOKE post!!! J.O.K.E. -A manifestation of H.U.M.O.R. -A normally occurring human emotion.
I actually do this most years. Get a load of old fruit. Make sure they are clean. Harder fruit needs boiling up and mushing through tights, soft fruit can go right in. Then magic water, sugar, yeast..voila...you have wine. Throw in a cup of cold stewed tea for the tannin. The hard part is the waiting!
All you need to do is add some sugar and yeast and fruit and let it ferment for a while. I didn't find that info. in the bible though.